JS100M
Get er' Drunk

JS101M
Why buy the whole pig when all you want is the sausage?

JS102M
Your Girlfriend loves my truck
JS103M
Mess with me, mess with the whole trailer park
JS104M
Hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend
JS105M
I saw your mom on the Internet
JS106M
Any Questions?
JS107M
Daughter Tested, Mother Approved!
 
JS108M
My other ride, is your girlfriend
JS109M
Fat people are hard to kidnap
JS110M
God invented beer so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world!
JS111M
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
JS112M
Girls Gone Wild
JS113M
Stupid people shouldn't breed
JS114M
I got your jeep thing, now it hurts when I pee!
JS100W
Tell your BOOBS to stop starring at my eyes

JS101W
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

JS102W
I faked it!

JS103W
Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini

JS104W
If only men were as satisfying as chocolate

JS105W
Behind every great woman, is a whiny bastard

JS106W
Imagine this shirt wet

JS107W
Redneck Woman

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